Another Sign of the Approaching Apocalypse...

I dare someone to buy this cross thingy for your iPod lanyard. First, you detach your unholy boring lanyard from your iPod and cast it into fiery hell, and then you attach the Holy Sanctified Cross Lanyard Of All Truth to your iPod. Just make sure you aren't listening to Marilyn Manson, Big N Rich or Buddy Holly while its attached. Something will happen. Not sure exactly what, but something...