Holy Smokes!

Now you can drop ashes on Jesus' thorny head when you smoke. Or, you can give this wonderfully judgmental gift to that insecure smoker in the family (as long as they don't smoke in your house). Sure, Jesus hates it when you smoke, but how about these other great ideas:

• a magnet that goes on your fridge that says, "Jesus hates it when you make yourself fat"
• a sticker that goes on your dashboard that says, "Jesus hates it when you drive angry"
• a sticker that goes on your trashcan that says, "Jesus hates it when you don't recycle"
• a bookmark that goes in your Bible that says, "Jesus hates it when you don't do what he says"
• a sticker that goes on your stereo that says, "Jesus hates it when you don't listen to contemporary christian music"
• Republicans could put out a mailing the week before the general election that says, "Jesus hates it when you vote Democrat"

So many stupid ideas, so little time...