09 January 2009

Quote Of The Week

"But of course these conjectures as to why God does what He does are probably of no more value than my dog's ideas of what I am up to when I sit and read." CS Lewis, Reflections On the Psalms

As I try to figure out what God is doing in my life, these words are somewhat comforting to me. It means that I really don't and can't know what God is up to. Not because I'm a dog, but because I just have no idea of God's plan. And I don't think I'm supposed to. Some think we can know, but I don't. I guess we just have to keep trusting God even though nothing is happening. I could go on with dog analogies, but it's Friday and I'm tired and I just don't feel like writing about dogs.

01 January 2009

Happy New Year! Here's Some Banned Words And Phrases

Every year, Lake Superior State gives us a list of words and phrases they would like to ban. Here's the list:

• Perfect storm.
• Webinar.
• Waterboarding.
• Organic.
• Wordsmith/ wordsmithing.
• Author/authored.
• Post 9/11.
• Surge.
• Give back.
• 'Blank' is the new 'blank.'
• Black Friday.
• Back in the day.
• Random.
• Sweet.
• Decimate.
• Emotional.
• Pop.
• It is what it is.
• Under the bus.

Here are my additions to their list:

"Pwnd" (for those of you who don't know, this is pronounced, "poned")

"The ATL" as an abbreviation for Atlanta

"Radical Shiite Cleric" in front of Muqtada Al-Sadr every time his name is mentioned

"Evangelical Christian/s/ity"

"Progressive"

"Out Of This World" when describing a space shuttle/station story. We get it.

"Former Soviet Republic" in front of Georgia/Ukraine/Kazahkstan, etc. They've been divorced for almost 20 years now.

"Eight-time Olympic gold medal winner" Michael Phelps.